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16.06.2025 02:59
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Loons and Moons
Hillary thinks we must censor or "we lose total control". Why does she demand total control?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do narcissists want to hurt your feelings, even after they discard you?
So they tried
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Can you write a short story with a twist ending?
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
SpaceX launches 23 Starlink satellites on Falcon 9 rocket from Cape Canaveral - Spaceflight Now
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Strike by Safeway, Albertsons workers to start Sunday in 4 Colorado cities - The Denver Post
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...